Bobert, Bobert, Bobert....

You don't really think anyone's going to get all het up over any of those potentially scandalous issues, do you? C'mon, those are important issues with genuine national and international consequences and repurcussions. To really have a scandal there's gotta be a blowjob involved! And Bush obviously hasn't had a blowjob in years so there's no chance of serious investigation, hearings or impeachment procedings.

Remember: The Resident can screw the American public all he wants with no consequences. It's only when he screws an intern in a blue dress that the shit hits the fan.