LtS - I want to know why I weigh more naked than I do dressed.....


Is it because, when you're fully naked you don't have your specs on and therefore can't read the scales properly - or is it that bits of you tend to get in the way of the dial ? Never mind - help is at hand, I'll be quite happy to read the scales for you while you're standing on them naked.

Of course it could be something to do with all those helium balloons in your pockets . . . . . .