The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #15017   Message #132233
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
05-Nov-99 - 01:02 PM
Thread Name: Need Accordion jokes
Subject: RE: Need Accordion jokes
Thank you, more ammunition for my (not just) one woman war against the bellows.

I will say this for them, the soft back pack case that fits the concert pitch one, is great for using as a back pack, it is just the right size to put my files in, when I go off family history hunting.... And it gets me a seat on the tube (subway).

An acquaintance of mine once got drunk and left his melodeon on a bar table. He went on to a club, picked up a girl (we think she was a girl...), took her home, had a weekend of drunken debauchery, and the parents of all hangovers two days later. He finally pulled himself together to get to the pub for some hair of the dog, went down to the pub, and there, sitting on the table where he had left it, was the melodeon, untouched. See, like Yugo cars, it is pointless insuring them against theft, no one would ever steal them!!! (And yes, we had a Yugo, and yes, I left the keys in it, and yes, the car and keys were still there the next day!)

LTS