They keep telling me that global warming is coming and if we don't do something it will be 5 degrees warmer in 50 years.   I live in Michigan and it is very cold here.    I can't wait 50 years.   Why can't that global warming come now.    Every time I look at my winter heating bills I keep thinking "if only we could have global warming now".   (Fortunately, I have a geothermal heating and cooling systems so my bills are very low)

Maybe I should go rent the movie "the day after"