Here is a parody I just wrote (this mourning) Hope you enjoy

Kerry   (to the tune of "Carey" by Joni Mithcell)

The vote is in from Florida, last night I couldn't sleep
Oh, you know it sure is hard to know you Kerry
Cause you're really not your own
Your fingernails are perfect, you got moose jell in your hair
And I miss the orange suntan, and the fancy French cologne

Oh Kerry, get on your plane, and spend your gold and silver
Oh, you're a reall flip flopper, but I like you fine

Oh come on down to the Wal Mart Plaza & I will buy you a gun to shoot
And we'll lie and boast we're hunters & put the local people down
Lets tell another lie for these hicks and rednecks
A lie for these empty suits
Let's have another lie for these dumb advisers
Who bring me to this tourist town

Come on Kerry get on your yacht, you're wife's got lots of silver
Oh, you're a real bad loser but I like you

Maybe you'll go to New Hampshire, or maybe you'll go back home
We'll take out the cabin cruiser & put some wind surfers by the door
But lets not talk about Viet Nam now & where the Swift boats roam
And they're playing that silly speech you made
Down on the Senate floor

Come on Kerry, get on your jet, invest in mines of silver
You're a real elistist but I like you

Oh the vote is in from Ohio, I can finally go to sleep
Oh your know for sure you're a loser
And it's time for you to go back home
Maybe its been too long a time
since you were handing with those on the street
Now you're used to that Bean Town Penthouse & Theresa Heinz Cologne

Oh Kerry, get out of here, We all say Hi Ho Silver
We'll get a U. N. Charter, have fun tonight
I said Oh, you're aa mean old loser, so get out of sight