Ho Hum, just today's crop in the mail from Burkina Faso, Afghanistan, Chechnya, The Netherlands!!
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FROM THE DESK OF Mr.LEESON AMIDOU,
C/O LIBERIAN Embassy,OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO.
PHONE:00226]76 51 99 73.

Dear friend,

Compliments.

I am writting to you courtesy of the Ambassador,Liberian
embassy,Ouagadougou,Burkina faso.And I sincerely wishes to contact you to share this business deal with me.

I was the chairman of the Gold and Diamond Mining,Reffining and Exports contracts award committee, under the defunct and ousted president Charles Taylor of Liberia who is currently in assylum in Nigeria following the United Nation's order for his exit from office so as to stop the Liberian crisis.

During my tenure as the chairman of the Gold and Diamond Mining,Refining and Exports contracts award committee,a contract of thirty five million US dollar [US$35M] was awarded to one expertriate/foreign contractor named Late Mr.Tolbert Wiliams.But unfortunately,this contractor was killed in the reccent Liberian crisis and infact he already completed the said contract but yet to be paid before his tragic death in the war.And no trace of the
family of Late Mr.Tolbert Williams could be made as all these people were killed in the war aswell.

I was able to divert the said sum to Bank Of Africa,Ouagadougou,Burkinafaso,under my personal supervision,inconjuction
with the ambassador of Liberia,Ouagadougou,Burkinafaso as an unpaid contract
sum ready to be paid to any available foreign citizen or into the foreign account of such citizen who could stand as a partner to the Late Mr.Tolbert Williams to claim the above mentioned unclaimed contract sum under agreement with my humble self and the Liberian ambassador in Ouagadougou,BurkinaFaso.

Therefore,upon this discovery I contacts you to co-opertae with me,so that both of us will join hands together to have the above mentioned sum paid into your bank account in your home country to warrant me to come over with my wife and two children for assylum and business investments.

On the crediting of the said sum in your bank account,50% of the total sum will be for me.
While 40% of the total sum will be for you.And 10% of the total sum will be used to rectify any expence made on the course of this transaction.And I am of the faith that you will remain faithful to me on the arrival of the said sum in your account.

I look forward to receiving your help as soon as possible to enable me to leave this country,BurinaFaso,where I am presently staying as a refugee and ready to come over to your country to reside and invest on viable and luctrative investments with my share in this deal.

I am here to direct you,as soon as I receives your honest acceptance.
                           Yours faithfully,
                           Mr.LEESON AMIDOU.
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And from Mrs Queensly Rhoda .. (Queensly Rhoda ... LOL!)

FROM:THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
REF:PL2/209318/09
BATCH:18/103/HME.
Attn:Dear Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the
Lottery Winners International programs held on the
23/3/2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number 653164251591-6011 with serial number
7321410,batch number 7151085135,lottery ref number
6376527711 and drew lucky numbers 4-9-17-36-44-78
which consequently won in the 1st category, you have
therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$1.500,000.00 (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that
you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims has been processed and your money Remitted
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants. All participants were selected
through a computer ballot system drawn from over
40,000 company and 20,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world. This
promotional program takes place every year. This
lottery was promoted and sponsored by
Association of software producers. we hope with part
of your winning,you will take part in our next year
US$20 million international lottery. To file for your
claim, please contact our paying officer:
Contact Person:Mr.Paul Zimmerman
TEL:+31 680 780 273
Email:ftfs_242@myway.com
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than
20th of November 2004. After this date all unclaimed
funds will be included in the next stake. Please note
in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and
batch numbers in all correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional
program.
Note:
Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
yours Sincerely,
Mrs.Queensley Rhoda,
For Management.
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From:Mrs Caroline Solange Haafkens of Netherlands

I am Mrs Caroline Solange Haafkens from Netherlands. I am married to Dr.Franklyn Haafkens who worked with ChevronTexaco in Nigeria for twenty years before he died in the year 2000.We were married for twenty-seven years without a child. He died during one of the riot
in the Niger delta region of Nigeria.He was held hostage and slain to death by protesting youths of the region.

Before his death we were both born again christians.Since his death I
decided not to re-marry . When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (Eight Million six hundred thousand U.S.Dollars)with a
bank in the Netherlands.

Presently, this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on my
behalf if I can not come over.

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my
ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested the proceed at the end of every year distributed among charity organisation.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund
churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to
ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.I took this decision because i know that there are alot of poor people suffering from different kind of disease and nobody to come to their aid.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank.

I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund.You are to help me invest this funds into real estate and stocks.You will be entitled to 10% of every profit you make in a year.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you soon.
waiting for your reply
Yours in Christ,
Mrs Caroline Solange Haafkens.

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
LUCKYDAY E-MAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT
www.luckyday.nl

BATCH NO: PTP/31211214257/190888/2202
REF. NO: PTP/21449267220/255100//2202

WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL
NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/
WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 24TH of August, 2004. Due to the mix up of
number,the results were released on the 18th of October 2004. Yourname attached
to ticket number 219028657434 with serial number 918735625 drew the lucky
numbers of 21-70-81-82-99 which consequently won the lottery in the 1st
category.

You have therefore been appro! ved for a lump sum payout Of 1,000,000.00euros{one million euros} only
in cash which is deposited with a Finance & Security Company in your favor as
beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that You keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

Please be aware that your Paying Authority will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by our processing Agent; that would be designated to your file. For due processment and remittance of your winning prize to your designated account of your choice

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only
Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 compani! es and 3,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from al l over the world.To begin your lottery claim, please
contact our agent below that have been appointed for the processing of your
claim with your contact telephone and fax number to begin the processing of
your claim:

CONTACT NAME:   ANDREW GORDON
CITY/ COUNTRY:   AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS
EMAIL:    claimsofficer1@myway.com
WEB SITE: www.luckyday.nl

Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 25th of November 2004. After this date all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake.Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and Complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Furthermore, should there be any cha! nge of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible. .
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Walker Smith
ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR
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By now it seems they are getting tired of all this typing ....

FROM: adams_147@velocall.com
DEAR SIR /MADAM,
WE WILL BE VERY GLAD IF YOU CAN BE OUR REPRESENTATIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND EARN 10% OF EVERY PAYMENT MADE THROUGH YOU TO US.FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT US THROUGH EMAIL.
    THANKS
      MR ADAMS
         CEO.

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But not in Afghanistan .. where cyber-cafes are still a novelty perhaps?

ADDRESS
No 24A Idrisa Road,
Kabul,Afghanistan.

Respectable lover of humanity,

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am former Mrs.Fatima Setia,now Mrs.Ana Williams, A widow to Late Sheik Mohammed Williams, I am 72yearsold,I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast.From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than four months according to my doctors.This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.My late husband was killed during the U.S raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during
the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death,I inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than four months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.

I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of US$20,200,000.00, to you for the less privileged. Please I want you to note that, this fund is lying in a security company and upon my instruction, you will file in an application for the transfer of the money in your name.

Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ,the love of God, and the fellowshipof the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.

I Await your Urgent Reply.

kindly contact my lawyer BARR. PAUL FRANK, through his Email address: paulfrank@casino.com

Yours in Christ.
Mrs Ana Williams c/o Barr. Paul Frank
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aND AFTER LUNCH .. cHECHNYA CALLS!

--DEAR SIR/MA,
GOODDAY TO YOU TODAY. MY NAME IS MR JIMMY BAZHAYEV THE SON OF MR.ZIYA
BAZHAYEV FROM CHECHNYA,RUSSIA.I AM 17YEARS OLD. I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL

WILL COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE NOW.
IBELEIVE BY DIVINE POWER OF GOD WE ARE MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME. I AM WRITING TO SEEK FOR YOUR ABLE ASSISTANCE TO RECEIVE THE SUM OF US
$15,500,000:00{FIFTEEN MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED US DOLLARS ONLY} FROM MY
LATE FATHER'S BANK ACCOUNT IN ASIA CENTURY BANK,ASIA.MY FATHER WAS THE

PRESIDENT OF OIL ALLIANCE COMPANY IN RUSSIA AND AN ACHIEVED BUSINESS
MAN WHO DIED ON MARCH 9,2000 IN CHARTTERED YAK-40 JET LINER IN MOSCOW
.I LOST MY MOTHER WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD TO A BREAST CANCER.THEIR DEATH COST ME MY FORTUNE. WE SUSPECTED THAT MY FATHER WAS KILLED BY THE CHECHEN RABELS WHO WANTED MY FATHER TO SURPORT THEM TO FIGHT AGAINST RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT,BUT MY FATHER REFUSED.
AFTER THIS UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT,I AND TWO OF MY SISTERS WERE TAKEN CARE OFF BY MY UCLES,MY LATE FATHER'S BROTHERS.THEY TOOK ALL MY FATHER'S PROPERTIES AND SHARED AMONG THEMSELVES.LEAVING US TO OUR FAITHS.

MY FATHER HAD AN ACCOUNT WITH THE ASIA CENTURY BANK IN ASIA THROUGH
THE TRANSGLOBE FINANCE COMPANY,AND I WAS HIS NEXT OF KIN. THE ASIA
CENTURY BANK CONTACTED ME LAST WEEK TO INFORM ME THAT MY LATE FATHER'S MONEY WITH THEM AMOUNTING TO US$15,500,000:00M IS OVER DUE FOR PAYMENT AND THEY HAVE PLACED THE MONEY UNSERVICABLE DUE TO FOUR YEARS OF NON OPERATING OF THE ACCOUNT BY MY FATHER.FOR THE FACT THAT IDON,T WANT MY UNCLES TO BE AWARE OF THE MONEY SO THAT THEY WILL NOT TAKE IT FROM ME. I AM REQUESTING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO PROVIDE A FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THE BANK WILL TRANSFERR THE MONEY FOR sAFETYANDINVESTMENT WHEN I COME TO MEET YOU. ALSO,BECAUSE OF MY AGE, I CAN NOT HAVE SUCH AMOUNT IN MY ACCOUNT AND PRESENTLY I DON,T HAVE ANY ACCOUNT.SO,I NEED AN ASSISTANCE FROM YOU BECAUSE THE MONEY IS BIG AND I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN RECEIVE THE MONEY AND HELP ME TO MAKE INVESTMENT. I AM READY TO NEGOTIATE YOUR PERCENTAGE SHARE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. I NEED ALSO YOUR GUARRANTTEE THAT YOU WILL BE TRUSTED,HONEST,SINCERE AND KEEP THIS TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIAL AT YOUR SIDE.

PLEASE,VISIT THIS WEBSITE TO CONFIRM THE DETAILS OF THE PLANE CRASH:

ttp://www.amarillonet.com/stories/031500/usn_LA0703.001.shtml
MY BEST REGARDS,
MR .JIMMY BAZHAYEV