Sinsull, I recently answered a personal ad and met a bearded man who would have looked cute with a banjo. You can have him, if you want. On second thought, no, I wouldn't do that to a friend. I had a few hours of pleasant conversation with him at a bookstore and a restaurant, and he even paid for my meal. Of course, I'm modern and egalitarian and all that, but I don't mind having the guy pay for my meal, especially if the encounter has been a waste of my time, anyway.