I'm borderline dislexic, and often have problems spelling [not sure if anyone here has ever noticed this?]
when i was at school i was put into a specail class,
one of the kids in the corridor one day called me a thick bastard, i said to him, "say that again, and i'll smash your fucking face in!"
he said it again, so i walked up to him, and hit him across the head with a big heavy text book.
at that very moment, the headmaster walked past, he said
"don't treat books like that john, they are expensive!"