Yeah, I know, you're right Martin. I found them funny, but a Google Search shows the Haikus appear at 60 other places on the Internet. The Jewish Buddhist stuff appears 137 times. Still, they remind me of a particularly obnoxious woman I dated once...and only once.
She had to spend twenty minutes in meditation before we ate dinner. I got to sit and watch.
If we'd had more than the one date, she'd probably be e-mailing me the haiku and jewish/buddhist stuff, and dozens of other "cute" lists. She's like that.
-Joe Offer-