It depends a bit on your age and what you want from any subsequent relationship.

If, like me, you're no longer a Spring Chicken but still have all the springs try:-


"Looking for something more than an armchair in front of the telly? Try this 50's-style generously padded, comfy recliner. Upholstery slightly sagging and fabric a little faded, but springs in excellect shape"


Let me know if it works and I might try it!!