... or presumably GAGGED?

Can I get all my bad puns out in one go?

I have a friend who...

.. used to be a hippy who always tunes to:
BEADED

... only plays the guitar every 10 years and tunes to:
DECADE

... is a grafitti artist and tunes to:
DEFACE

... is a vegetarian who can't spell who tunes to:
CABAGE

... he also brings with him a string of poor relationships and tends then to tune to:
BAGAGE

... has a broken string and plays George Harrison/Eric Clapton covers who tunes to :
BADGE

... does Goon songs and Bluebottle impressions and tunes to:
DEADED

... often appears as other people and tunes to:
FACADE

... keeps having his fingerprints taken and tunes to:
DABBED

... runs a bed and breakfast and tunes to:
BEDFEE

I'm sorry. Work's quite quiet today...