I cannot imagine why anyone would be interested in my life or what I do.

I live in Hinton, Alberta, Canada.

I teach school for a living and I fight fires and respond to accident scenes when I am not in school.

About twelve people on Earth like me and the rest could care less if I am dead or alive. Not complaining, just stating a fact.

I wear size eleven or twelve shoes depending on the type. I have done nothing noteworthy in my life. I am average.

My picture would explain nothing about me. I am 'white' of Scottish, Irish, English and a bit of German ancestry. Now you know all there is to know--although I'm aware it is not particularly enlightening.