So, the perfect way for me to wind up a Republican...

Me- I love bush!
Republican- Well, i'm so glad you've finally seen the light, young lady! We all love Dubya round here!
Me- No, not George Bush...just....bush..
Republican- Huh? You liberal commie pinko faggot! Ah, well i suppose there's no chance of you needing an abortion, then. That's's one good thing.
Me- Actually, i screw guys too. But i do use...
REpublican- No! Don't say it! Don't use the c word!
ME- CONDOMS!!!!!
*Republican dies of a suspected liberalism overdose*
Me- Ah, well...it's all in a days work...OH MY GAWD!
*REpublican rises from his deathbed in hideous zombie mode*
Republican- Can i have some money, please?
Me- NO you bloody well can't!
REpublican- Give me some money please or i'll shoot you...
Me- Bugger off! You're dead!
Republican- Well, so i am! Am i in heaven?
Me- No, you idiot! You're in hell...and i'm satan!
*i produce pitchfork and mercilessly prod Republicans arse*
Republican- Argh!
Me- Didn't you know the afterlife is run by women? You are so gonna regret p[issing us off!
*prod*
Argh!
*prod*
Argh! ad infinitum...