Lemme git this straight. You grab the drone and squash it, and the semen comes out and you collect it in a tiny wee pipette. Then you stick the queen in a tube, pull her stinger one way and her "opening" another. You find a V-shaped thing and stick the end of that tiny wee pipette in it and, so to speak, fill 'er up. During this the queen is knocked out with cee-oh-two.

So we got a queen who wakes up preggers by some guy she doesn't know and who is, in fact, dead. No romance, no candlelight dinner, no romantic music, no emerald necklace, no etchings. Just a wham-bam-thank-you- ma'am and you're knocked up by some dead guy your never heard of or met.

This is ethical? This is legal? By God, George W. Bush will hear of this!