Since we all are probably soused by now, let's try "Scotch and Soda" with a few rules:

1. No two players can use the same chords (nobody does anyway). 2. No chords which can be expressed in fewer than 3 symbols. (i.e. FM7-9/G is okay but not Am) 3. Everbody tries to ham up the ending.

Ought to be interesting...

Seriously though how bout "Hard ain't it hard". You see when I sing it when my wife is around she usually audibly contradicts it ("No, no it ain't") Some women think the damndest things are funny.....

JMike