My entire profile is invalid.

I have had a sex change operation and am no longer a male. In fact, I am no longer of the species Homo Sapiens. I am a female giant squid with latent lesbian tendencies.

I have discontinued all attempts at playing anything vaguely resembling folk music and am working on a new gig that incorporates elements of rap music, juggling, firewalking and phrenology.

I no longer perform any useful work, but just vegetate in front of this computer all day. In fact, I don't even eat. I've been fed intravenously for months. I have not uttered a coherent sentence since 2002. The only words that seem to come out of my mouth are "Mudcat" and "HTML".