The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #70500   Message #1326119
Posted By: cobber
13-Nov-04 - 08:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
Two old drovers were sitting in an outback pub having a beer when a well dressed stranger walked in. Eventually they can't restrain their curiosity and one walks over to check him out. It turns out that the bloke's a taxidermist. What's a taxidermist asks the drover.
"Well, basically", says the stranger, "I stuff things."
"What sort of things?"
"Well, animals, mostly."
"Strewth! Did you ever stuff a dog?"
"Oh, yes! All the time. I'm always stuffing dogs."
"What about a sheep? Did you ever stuff a sheep?"
"Oh, occasionally I get to stuff sheep."
"Yeah, well what about a cow. Did you ever get to stuff a cow?"
"Well, actually, that's what I'm here for. I'm going to stuff a cow tomorrow."
The old drover goes back to his mate.
"Well, who is he?" his mate asks.
'Oh, he's just a drover - same as us."