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Thread #75408   Message #1326745
Posted By: frogprince
14-Nov-04 - 06:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: religious question
Subject: RE: BS: religious question
Vannesa, I'm not putting this in to come back at you; I was looking it up after Brucie tossed in his verse (which I get too much kick out of to sit and argue about the viewpoint). This has been in an old notebook since I was in college in Arkansas circa 1968:

Institution

Here lies God;
He is, and evermore shall be, alive;
Let none say otherwise;
We keep Him here,
In a clean and orderly padded cell,
Where he can do nothing we cannot predict.
If you will come to us,
According to the form which we prescribe,
We will show you the window
Through which you may talk to Him.
Before you go -
We recommend you take along this brief
Of questions that are very good to ask of Him,
And some of those, which we fear might offend,
That you should not.