I am actually a Nobel Prize winning astrophysics professor in a prestigious Ivy League school.

I took the job after winning the megabucks lottery and got bored with starring in feature movies (actually everybody else in Hollywood was mad at me for winning all the Oscars.)


I only log on to Mudcat to get away from all the women who are constantly after me to father their children.

Mark

ps: I also have a vivid fantasy imagination.