Day-O, Day-ay-ay-O,
Dole Bananas hit a lighthouse in Portsmouth.
Day-O, Day-ay-ay O,
The boat she's holed and is sittin' on the bottom.

Left hand down a bit, left hand -crunch!
Nobody's hurt, but she's blockin' up the harbour.
Should have gone right, but we're out to lunch,
Pity 'bout the light, it was the oldest in the harbour.