To encompass all these wonderful ideas we need to spread our wings (whilst we still have them) a little further. We must dam the Humber with suitable oil tankers and local shipping I'll speak to BP and Shell, they will do anything for publicity, remember the Exxon Valdez. Following on from Super Teds suggestion of the Deep we'll get them to let all the sharks out into the Humber and let the kids go shark bear back riding.

For the adults when the kids have finished we can borrow some whale harpoon guns from the Hull Whaling Museum to go shark hunting and hey presto this keeps in line with the educational element - some of those kids will have never seen a harpoon gun.

I've spoken to Bob Geldof and he's very interested in the concept, he would like a few people to sing on his updated "Feed the World" record.