On the first day of Christmas my landlord game to me
A wee heavy and a half pint

On the Second day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Third day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Fourth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Fifth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Sixth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Seventh day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Seven Bloody Vodkas
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Eighth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Eight Carlsberg Lagers
Seven Bloody Vodkas
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Ninth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Nine Halves of shandy
Eight Carlsberg Lagers
Seven Bloody Vodkas
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Tenth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Ten Pints of bitter
Nine Halves of shandy
Eight Carlsberg Lagers
Seven Bloody Vodkas
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Eleventh day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Eleven Fast Blue labels
Ten Pints of bitter
Nine Halves of shandy
Eight Carlsberg Lagers
Seven Bloody Vodkas
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint

On the Twelth day of Christmas my landlord game to me
Twelve Alka seltzers
Eleven Fast Blue labels
Ten Pints of bitter
Nine Halves of shandy
Eight Carlsberg Lagers
Seven Bloody Vodkas
Six Shots of brandy
Five Babychams
Four Double Diamonds
Three Black and Tans
Two Nips of Gin
And a wee heavy and a half pint