True-Love and I both decided to leave our mortal remains to Melbourne's medical school. Not that we don't want to keep them for a long time yet, but we thought, best we make it official. True-Love had thought he would rather like medical students to have a bit of fun at the same time. It's a hard life as a medical student and he thought a few practical jokes would be the go. A friend warned us that if we suggested anything like that they wouldn't take us. They'd think we weren't suitable clients or something.
Anyway True-Love put on his most reverent voice and called up the university.

They said,
"Thank you for your offer but we don't need any more donations of that kind until after the new year"

Dead weird or what? Joy