Welcome back, Norma.

Words cannot express my pleasure at having learned the word "kluge"! I feel compelled to use it in a pome:

My Web browser it am a kluge
My Gran'ma she wore too much rouge
I never have rid on a luge
The bedsheets is covered with splooge

Okay, so it's a shitty pome. Why don't you try to make something rhyme with "kluge", smartass?