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Thread #59418   Message #1329640
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
17-Nov-04 - 04:30 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Welcome back, Norma.

Words cannot express my pleasure at having learned the word "kluge"! I feel compelled to use it in a pome:

My Web browser it am a kluge
My Gran'ma she wore too much rouge
I never have rid on a luge
The bedsheets is covered with splooge

Okay, so it's a shitty pome. Why don't you try to make something rhyme with "kluge", smartass?