I had a bit of a hard time in school on account of my first name, Scott, thanks to Scott Tissue. I was always being called "Snot Rag", "Ass Wipe", etc. Jokingly of course. Remember the old toilet paper commercial jingle? "Scott Tissue - One hundred and thirty feet loo-oong!" I'd walk into a classroom and kids would chime in with that one all the time.

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