The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1330192
Posted By: Rapparee
17-Nov-04 - 02:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Come an' git me, ya slimeball undersecretary! Ya'll only get my poetical license when ya tear it from ma cold dead hands! I'm holed up here in the mountains. I got me plenty of food, water, ammo, rhyming dictionaries, and anthologies of poetry. If ya approach, keep yer hands in plain sight or I'll fill ya so fulla holes ya'll be used as a colander.

Sincerely yours,
Rapaire (BA, English Literature; 94th Percentile, GRE Advanced Exam, Literature in English)

Let us go then, me and you,
When the sludge is spread out like a pond of glue,
Like a patient lobotomized upon a table.
Let us go, though with a certain half-baked kludge,
The C-flat retreat
Of songless knights in el cheapo squalid bars
And turgid restaurants with shotgun-shells
Lines that follow like a tedious trudge
Of Camusian intent
To lead you to an overwhelming decision...
Oh, do not ask, `` Is it fudge? ''
Let us go become a drudge.

In the room the MOABites stagger and weave
Looking for a bucket in which to heave.