The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1330407
Posted By: Amos
17-Nov-04 - 05:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I regret to inform you that no mater how it is spelled, the word Kluge is pronounced as BWL first perceived to rhyme with rouge, and not much else.

The lassies of Le Quartier wear much rouge,
And specialize in moving quickly
That which "malheueusement, will not bouge"
When baffled owners over-imbibe and murmur thickly.
But still, the joy is but a kluge
All weary, brief, diffuse, and somewhat sickly.

That's as good as it is gonna get, it being a kluge anyway!