Jumpin' Jesus Joe!!!! You called your boy Bernice for 21 years and you wonder why he wrote "Ode to the Fuck of Love" or whatever????? Get a grip!

Paul, since this is your first, I sincerely hope you and your wife have had a full life up to this point. You could go with "The Kid" or I might suggest "Plow" or "Mushroom" or "Double Fluke"...which are all types of anchors. Or since the kid's going to be born in June, check the Mudcat birthday list for some well known 'Catter born in June with a generic name and call the kid by that!

But CONGRATULATIONS anyway....Tris and Mike are the greatest things that ever happened in MY life outside of Karen who made it possible.

Our best to you both.....or actually, all three!

Spaw