God told Abraham, go with the kludge!
Abe said, Man, you been sniffin' the rouge!
God said "No!" Abe said "Huh?"
God said you can do what you want, but....
Don't let me catch you hiding, down in Baton Rouge
Abe said what do you think the kluge should say?
And God said let's just call it Mudcat Café