Tradsinger:

Yes, that was current at St Andrews University while I was there in 1958. Lord Montague had, I believe, been convicted of sodomy. Here's the rest of it -- WARNING! NASTY! --

Twelve twisted twats,
Eleven lecherous lesbians,
Ten torn-off testes,
Nine gnawed-off nipples,
Eight aching arseholes,
Seven sex-starved spinsters,
Six convicted vicars,
Five -- choir -- boys!
Four Boy Scouts,
Three dirty whores,
Two shithouse doors!
And my Lord Montague of Beaulieu.