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Thread #59418 Message #1330697
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
17-Nov-04 - 10:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
What? Ya mean "kluge" rhymes with "fudge"? An' I wrote a whole pome rhymin' it with "rouge"! How th' hell wuz I s'posed t' know? I never even heard of th' word 'til yesterday and I shore as hell ain't never heard nobody pronounce it. Yeah, I know yer gonna say, "But Bee-dubya, ya said yerself that 'kludge' is an acceptable spellin' fer th' same word. That shoulda been a big hint. An' ya musta gone to a dictionary t' get that little tidbit of info, so ya coulda looked at th' pronunciation while ya wuz there."
Now that I have once again proven myself to be a total idjit, I shall wear sack-cloth and ashes and change my name to "Tweed". I shall abandon the lofty heights of MOAB forthwith and spend the remainder of my Web-surfing days at tweedsblues.net (aka Tweedsburg) where idjits are held in high regard, "idiot" being several steps up the intellectual ladder from the highest level most of its denizens have achieved.