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Thread #59418   Message #1330697
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
17-Nov-04 - 10:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
What? Ya mean "kluge" rhymes with "fudge"? An' I wrote a whole pome rhymin' it with "rouge"! How th' hell wuz I s'posed t' know? I never even heard of th' word 'til yesterday and I shore as hell ain't never heard nobody pronounce it. Yeah, I know yer gonna say, "But Bee-dubya, ya said yerself that 'kludge' is an acceptable spellin' fer th' same word. That shoulda been a big hint. An' ya musta gone to a dictionary t' get that little tidbit of info, so ya coulda looked at th' pronunciation while ya wuz there."



Now that I have once again proven myself to be a total idjit, I shall wear sack-cloth and ashes and change my name to "Tweed". I shall abandon the lofty heights of MOAB forthwith and spend the remainder of my Web-surfing days at (aka Tweedsburg) where idjits are held in high regard, "idiot" being several steps up the intellectual ladder from the highest level most of its denizens have achieved.