G'day,
Gee, I had no idea that blue singlets & hats with corks would appeal to The Bonny Irish Lass. But yer fergot the stubbies & boots. I'm off to the highest quality men swear... oops men's wear shop I can find to get fitted out. Should make quite an impression when I appear in the doorway. Eat your heart out Mick.

Cheers,
Alan