Thank whatever powers there be for online shopping!
One need no longer go to the malls and hear that horrid little dumber boy played over the loudspeakers. May Santa Claus throw that 'nine-pound hammer' on his noggin.
Here are some better lyrics:

Lyr. Add: THE LITTLE SPAMMER BOY

"Spam," they told me
Pa rup a pum pum
"A fortune in six weeks"
Pa rup a pum pum
"Our finest list we bring"
Pa rup a pum pum
"Soon you will hear ka-ching"
Rup a pum pum, rup a pum pum, rup a pum pum
"We have not lied to you"
Pa rup a pum pum
"(Boy are you dumn)"

So I played the game
Pa rup a pum pum
Landed in the Hall of Shame
Pa rup a pum pum
Lost my driobox and site
Pa rup a pum pum
Work in Burger King tonight
Rup a pum pum (3x)
What a fool am I
Pa rup a pum pum
(Yes, I was dumb)

By Leah Roberts. From Hymns and Carols of Christmas. Little Spammer Boy