In a scottish accent

As I was walking doon the road
I saw a coo, a bull by goad!

Possibly the great McGonnigal but I couldn't swear to it.

As I was going by St Pauls
A woman grabbed me by the elbow
She said you look a man of pluck
Come inside and have a sandwich
There's some for a tanner and some for a bob
It all depends on the size of your sandwich

Doesn't realy rhyme very well does it?

Mmmmmm.

:D