Yo Bobert--effective today, my family now has another Scorpio BD to celebrate, the latest addition is my great nephew, Zak. Congrats to P-vine, and we're all waiting with bated breath to hear about the reaction to the gift.

Now, what was that "perfect" gift idea you thought you had in the pre-salad tongs wars? This day better have included a romantic dinner, dude, or you could be in dog house for years to come...