The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1331798
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
18-Nov-04 - 10:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I must away
at break of day
unto the wilds of Tampa Bay
to sell my pots
to idiots
whose stuff Charlie did blow away.

From thence I will
to Jacksonville
for Thangsgiving, my gut to fill
to sit and joke
with lots of folk
with whom I have in common, nil

Then to the clean
and quite serene
old city of St. Augustine
to hawk my ware
to people there
I only hope their money's green

Then on the road
to my abode
where all my crap I must unload
back to the sand
of Bubbaland
where cotton blooms and hay is mowed

Don't think me dead
or out of my head
when you don't see me on this thread
eleven days
I'll be away
if you don't like it, fuck you, Jed!