Ah Rita....What you need is a special birthday gift and I need to make this thread different because Joe hates these threads because he claims they all say the same thing. It has become my job to assure each is "different."
In your case, I think the inspiration came from long association with your husband and the fact that the Rockettes are in Columbus this week. What a complete anachronism......no, not Bill, the Rockettes.......well really both!!! It's reassuring they both still exist somehow although I have no idea why..........................
Anyway, for your birthday, I give you a special Spaw dispensation to kick Bill in the ass. Lemmee know how it goes!