Mary had a little pig
It wouldn't stop it's gruntin'
So she took it down the garden path
And kicked it's little **** in.

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
Now she's taking Epsom Salts
To pass the time away

Pease pudding hot
Pease pudding cold
Pease pudding in the pot
Nine days old
(Old skipping rhym)

Mary had a little bear
She fed it bacon rind
And everywhere that Mary went
You saw her bear behind.

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