Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Said, "Yuck!"

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
My husband will be home in five minutes!

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his girlfriend Mary.
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
and said, "Where the hell is your cherry?!"

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