To the tune of "Doh, A Deer" from The Sound Of Music

Doh - a beer, a pint of beer
Re - my mate who buys me beer
Me - a bloke I buy beer for
Fa - my beer is far from me
So - I'll have another beer
La - la la la la la la
Te - no thanks, I'll have a beer
All of which brings us back to

Doh - a beer, a pint of beer etc etc. You get the idea