This is a true story.

Jerry drinks tonic water because he requires a small dose of quinine daily to combat a medical problem. However, he's also trying to lose weight so he drinks diet tonic water which contains no sugar. Unfortunately, diet tonic water is a little hard to find around here. One day when we were having a particularly hard time finding it, Bev said, "Why do you have to have diet tonic water? Couldn't you just drink chromatic water?"

Bev and Jerry