A local singer used to do this song. Only remember two verses and may have them wrong but I think they went like this:

If I were the marrying kind,
which thank the Lord I'm not sir,
The kind of a man that I would wed
Would be a Rugby forward.
Then he'd put it in, and I'd put it in,
We'd both put it in together,
We'd be all right in the middle of the night,
Putting it in together.

If... The kind of a man that I would wed
Would be a Rugby spectator.
Then he'd come again, and I'd come again,
we'd both ...etc.

Anyone know any more verses? Somehow this thing crept into my head lately and I keep singing the same two verses over and over. I need more verses so I can have some variety. Thanks. Rita F