Sorry Marion, she wasn't born in the US so can't run for presidential office

Well, it wasn't meant to be taken literally. I was referring to all manufacturers of dairy products.

But now that I read the thread again and notice that there's a prize, I want to keep trying. So here's a few more suggestions:

1. When are your kids enlisting?
2. You know where liars go?
3. Thou shalt not kill.

and a couple I've seen on buttons:

4. Where's Lee Harvey when we need him?
5. I never thought I'd miss Nixon.