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Thread #75395   Message #1333939
Posted By: Strollin' Johnny
20-Nov-04 - 05:42 PM
Thread Name: BS: it's about as much use as.......
Subject: RE: BS: it's about as much use as.......
....a candy-floss door-knocker
....a chocolate teapot
....a w**k in a brothel

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It's like trying to knit fog
...........trying to plait shit