Al Capone had a brand new pair of leather shoes which cost him $200..which when he was alive was a lot of money. These shoes were left in his bedroom and the bedroom window open!...A cat came in through the open window and started to chew on the lovely smelling and tasting leather...but Al walked in and quickly tried to shoot it as it made it's untimely escape through the window.
Al Capone called all his henchmen together and said.."I will give $50 to the man that bings me that cat, dead or alive"....!
Ten minutes later, one of his men came in with a moggy that looked similar to the one that Al had seen...He sung to his boss.........


"Pardon me Al, is this the cat that chewed your new shoes"

Best wishes.