If I were the marrying kind, which thank the Lord I'm not sir, The kind of a man that I would wed Would be a Rugby [Full back]

And he'd [kick hard] And I'd [kick hard] We'd all [kick hard] together We'd be all right in the middle of the night [Kick]ing [hard] together

... grounds keeper ... fill holes

... full back ... find touch

... wing three quarter ... going hard

... centre three quarter ... pass it out

... fly half ... whip it out

... hooker ... strike hard

... big prop forward ... bind tight

... referee's whistle ... blow hard

And my favorite from Bob Hitchcock

... half time orange ... get sucked