Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with that sign, as there was another Dr Smoith and Dr Jones. So the good
doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign
to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics. Thumbs down
again, so they tried "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives."

Still not good, so they tried "Minds and Behinds". Unacceptable
again, so they tried "Lost Souls and Arseholes." Still no go.

Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Queers and Rears" "Nuts and
Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either.

They finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."