Eeeek - We all know what you Greeks are like!

(Scene in 'Spitting Image' years ago. Queen and prince Philip in bed.

You need to draw some attention away from the Children, Philip.

What! Are you mad, woman? How do I do that?

Well... You could say you are gay.

Gay! I'm not gay1 Why would I say that?

Well. You are Greek and they invented it....)

Cheers

DtG