Time to ask yourself some hard questions, mate.


Will I give up control of the TV remote?

Will I admit when I'm lost?

Will I ask for directions?

Do I think the Three Stooges are completely unfunny?

Do I put the toilet seat back down in the dead of night?

When I take the car to the garage, will I stay in the waiting room?

Will I choose Ferraro Roche over fish & chips?

Would you drink through a straw?




Answer yes to any 2 of those and you might officially begin to worry.