Well now I have to agree with Charlie Farley, we are spending to much time talking about kludge when we should be talking about that thing Amos said. Let's see what was it now? Oh yes, the shaft that is all grimy and covered with dirty grease. Quite an interesting topic. I'm not sure I like the idea of any shaft around me that is grimy and covered with old grease, but non-the-less I am far more interested in the idea than I am in kludge.

The Shaft

It wasn't a small shaft that I saw that day,
It wasn't really huge.
It was grimy and greasy and layed in the dirt,
I think it fucked a kludge.